If you ever wondered . . .

how someone would market food products contaimnated by years of radiation, here you go. "You can't tell the day from night" Barney exclaims, making your cereal brighter than a military-grade flare.

Considering the employees all have to wear protective gear to make your food, it's probably safer to just, I don't know, not eat it.

The most troubling aspect of this commercial isn't the Stone Age Erin Rockovich getting ready to sue Fred for causing everyone in town to die, but the fact that FRED MANUFACTURES THE CEREALS HIMSELF!

When did this fact become cannon? I always thought he was just a cereal junkie always looking, and losing, his next fix.

Now he's the supplier?

Never get high off your own supply, Fred.